Very Shocking.....

Very Shocking..... This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch (Vodafone), so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so but still can’t everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van. All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom..... Shankar:'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.' Her mother replied..... 'You come home first; I wanna tell you something very important.' After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense'. Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... 'It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. 'See this is from Priya, see this....' he showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed inside the grave box They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them... Hutch (Vodafone) has the best coverage. 'Where ever you go, our network follows!!!' Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this mail.....so what you can do...you should also forward this mail to all your nears and dears...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA...

Marriage

(1)          Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence.............a life sentence!!!.

(2)          Marriage is very much like a violin ; after the sweet music is over ,

                the string are still attached.

(3)          Marriage is love. Love is blind.

                Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

(4)          Marriage is an institution  in which a man loses Bachelor's degree

                and.....the woman gets her Master.

(5)          Marriage is a thing which puts one ring on a woman's finger and....

                two under man's eyes.

(6)          Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

(7)          Marriage is not just having a wife but also.......

                " W-orries I-nherited F-or E-ver " (wife).

(8)          Marriage requires a man to be ready with 4 "RINGS"

                                The Engagement Ring

                                The Wedding Ring

                                The Suffe-Ring

                                The Endu-Ring

THE MANAGER

 A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me?  I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an Engineer!" says the balloonist.

"I am!," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a Manager!"

"I am!” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?"

"Well," says the Engineer, "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow, my fault."