Friday, February 20, 2015

Real Life moral for the men

Real Life moral for the men in general and Indian  men in particular
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than instant death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by the year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men,
and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. 'Which would you prefer?' She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day or at night?'
Lancelot pondered over the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be? (If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question said that he would allow HER to make the choice by herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let
her be in charge of her own life.
The moral ...IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Marriage...



Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence( a life sentence ).

Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her masters.

A married life is full of excitement and frustrations. In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the
second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third
year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
fellow has...you wish you had ordered that instead.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another...AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?
The other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

A Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.


This is just to make you laugh, marriage can be a good thing if u MAKE IT

STILL UNMARRIED? Do not be that scared. Marriage is better than waking up next to an empty pillow

Send this to all single people who needs a good laugh, and to those married ones so that they can change their lifestyles. So that you don’t scare anymore!