Friday, February 20, 2015

Real Life moral for the men

Real Life moral for the men in general and Indian  men in particular
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than instant death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by the year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men,
and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden. But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. 'Which would you prefer?' She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day or at night?'
Lancelot pondered over the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be? (If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question said that he would allow HER to make the choice by herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let
her be in charge of her own life.
The moral ...IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Marriage...



Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence( a life sentence ).

Marriage is love. Love is blind.
Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her masters.

A married life is full of excitement and frustrations. In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the
second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third
year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
fellow has...you wish you had ordered that instead.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found
himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced!

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Marriage is a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another...AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER?
The other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

A Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.


This is just to make you laugh, marriage can be a good thing if u MAKE IT

STILL UNMARRIED? Do not be that scared. Marriage is better than waking up next to an empty pillow

Send this to all single people who needs a good laugh, and to those married ones so that they can change their lifestyles. So that you don’t scare anymore!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Very Shocking.....





Very Shocking.....

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also
changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch (Vodafone), so that both of them can
be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar.
Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close to
Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their
love). Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away
please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so
but still can’t everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the
same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who
can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away.



After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar:'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first; I wanna tell you something
very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks
that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool
me - tell Priya to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop this
nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... 'It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. 'See this is from Priya, see this....'
he showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box


They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.



He & his master




worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...






























Hutch (Vodafone) has the best coverage.

'Where ever you go, our network follows!!!'




Don't shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me this
mail.....so what you can do...you should also forward this mail to all your
nears and dears...and enjoy...like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA...

Marriage



(1)          Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence.............a life sentence!!!.

(2)          Marriage is very much like a violin ; after the sweet music is over ,
                the string are still attached.

(3)          Marriage is love. Love is blind.
                Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

(4)          Marriage is an institution  in which a man loses Bachelor's degree
                and.....the woman gets her Master.

(5)          Marriage is a thing which puts one ring on a woman's finger and....
                two under man's eyes.

(6)          Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.

(7)          Marriage is not just having a wife but also.......
                " W-orries I-nherited F-or E-ver " (wife).

(8)          Marriage requires a man to be ready with 4 "RINGS"
                                The Engagement Ring
                                The Wedding Ring
                                The Suffe-Ring
                                The Endu-Ring